Cell Phone, I Don't Want to Die

If you recall, my number one pet peeve is when someone throws trash out of a car window.  Right up there with it is when someone is texting/browsing the Internet and driving.  I don't want to die. 

So, the other day when I noticed my husband conspicuously pulling his cell phone out of his pocket, I kindly, but assertively reminded him that he loves me and doesn't want me to die in a tragic car accident because he got a Facebook notification.

In response he did this-

I could have thrown that iPhone out of the car window.